Dear Michael...

The next time you decide to re-release an album, I kindly ask you to consider the following:

1. Reissues with wack remixes just make legends look desperate for a check and some attention in the contemporary market.

2. Reissues of reissues just make the fans who purchased the previous reissues feel cheated.

3. Seriously...how many copies of Thriller can the average household own?

4. Unless you plan on reinventing yourself and releasing some new, viable material, do everyone a favor and just stay in Europe...and take Janet with you.